Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you
Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis
Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you
Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you
Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff
Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women
A Guide to Terminology as used by Western Males of the Species
"talk dirty to me"
awwww did i UPSET YOU???
You are fucking awesome.
make sure all of the letters on my grave stone are lowercase so i can remain cool and casual even in death
my avocado don’t